Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
phuketboy 19
Well congratulations! At least you passed your test :)
devildog562 33
Just make sure to have your license on you at all times and it's all gravy baby. Besides having a baby face will come in handy later in life.
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Mauskau 36
I've had people ask me how old I am after I get out of my car :(
Warmonger_Smurf 29
You'll have fun later. I love the look on peoples faces when I tell them I'm 34, when they thought I was about 22 or 23.
patrickalamo 48
You will love it later in life...
saffy66 34
Wait till you're in your 40s and everyone thinks you're ten years younger. It makes it worth still getting carded at 21 (legal drinking age is 18 here) while watching sixteen year olds walk in unchallenged :)
JayDay_123 18
It's a blessing and a curse.
fuckercakes 21
Same works for having an older looking face. I have to remind 40 year olds where my eyes are and tell them I'm fifteen.
bsums203 13
I know quite a few 16 and 17 yr olds that still look like they are 10 - 12years old. Im sure they get weird looks and Ive looked at drivers before that look like they are 10. Its just not common and young kids have been known to take cars out for joy rides so its not conceivable their actions. Although the cop was out of line.
vikky538 29
baby face has its benefits too.
DARKDAY07 16
well at least when your 60 you will still be the hottest woman of your age.
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
I'm 34 and going back to college. Everyone thinks I'm in my lower twenties and my wife is 22. The older you get, the more you appreciate it.