Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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Dutchie2010 0
hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"
dino_witha_cape 0
Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)
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Comments (317)
anonymousssss_fml 3
hahaha you so should have pulled into the drive way and been like "whoa you live here too?" haha then she'd be totally embarrassed. better luck next tme =]
Aciliveth 5
Seriously I was just moderating the other FML and the girl posted her side of the story. XD
yellowdevel 0
shoulda just made her embarassed. it was right there set up for you!!
kellster 2
Offering rides to people you haven't really talked to (you referred to her as a girl you like, not a friend, so this is my conclusion) is a little creepy. I don't blame her. I do pity her for her easy-let-down rejection line failing, though!
circayouandme 0
Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaard. Ha ha ha
vince36_fml 0
BAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA classic! :) #36 legendary stuff! #142 calm the hell down #125 ...is that a sick joke?
rocky6 0
#18 obviously to score.
glock17wielder 0
Hmm...right FML, wrong person.
jackattack96 0
"I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home" they go to the same school and proably know eachother if he likes her so hes not a creeper hes just trying to be nice to the girl he likes
mwmessedupl 0
Wow she sounds too bitchy to be worth it