Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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manic_maniac11 13
He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."
happyhak 5
If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...
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Comments (78)
wh0teva 6
Actually OP, he did leave a fresh footlong Subway sandwich for you, but a raccoon made its way into the truck and stole it.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you just got trucked over OP. I really get tire-d of thieves just taking whatever they want. But look on the bright side, good times may be closer than they appear.
False_Stupidity 42
Very punny...
jdawg2010 0
bahahah. you're punny(:
FMS23 0
Today on my lunch break i decided to rob a truck. After a unsuccessful robbery a cop came by so I had to leave my sandwich and go. As I was leaving I noticed the cop take the sandwich and eat it. I wasted my lunch break.. FML
loserman67 36
OMG EXCELLENT! you should be at the top of the list here
Xero3g 5
At least he isn't a hungry thief
yomommma 6
Yes he is.
Astroman129 7
Don't touch it and use it as evidence for the police.
Lolzords 11
Stupid idiot, as apposed to all the smart idiots out there?
astarazhna 1
HA! Yeah, it's kind of like when I was in grade school, I'd hear the term "gay ****"--as opposed to a "straight ****"?
SinisterMedic 0
Well now he has the energy to rob another car properly. Remember children, food is fuel. Derp.
ikickgingers 15
Five dollar. Five dollar foot long. Sorry buddy hopefully your insurance can help out. Been there it sucks.
thiscrazything 1
Too bad that ppl are so quick to judge others, with their own warped perception. Just move on, you will find better.
thiscrazything 1
Oh, and I didn't mean just by judging tattoo's. Ppl are unfairly judged by their weight, skin color, religion, etc. All the time. Hard to stop the hate that lies in some people's hearts. Just try to rise above it.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
A very heartfelt comment. Pity you commented on the wrong FML!
jdawg2010 0
....what does judging someone have to do with this...