Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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manic_maniac11 13
He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."
happyhak 5
If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...
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Comments (78)
stevenmx86 8
"the stupid idiot"? What does a 14 year old need worth a truck anyway?
FarSide 23
To support his heroin and tattoo addiction.
oops_im_fucked 8
Actually I need to fuel my meth addiction... Close though!
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
I'm just going to type a REALLY LONG message right now so when you decide to either give me thumbs up or thumbs down it will come out as a huge gray blob :D
CreeperIRL 14
Maybe he just needed a place to eat and dropped some change down the dashboard heater ?? Without it he couldn't take the bus home???? Fhl
darkkai 0
Maybe he was looking for a alarm system to sell
mylifeisbad695 0
Get his subway wrapper DNA tested and charge them for the damage
FarSide 23
Good plan genius. 5 weeks and $6500 for DNA test... but only if any DNA was left. And then hope crook has been arrested. And then hope crook was convicted. And then hope that OP's State records DNA of convicts. And then hope you can find him. Over $500 damage, at most. I swear, the size of some people's brain must be like a BB in a boxcar.
dirtbikeguy 14
theres probably fingerprints and semen on the wrapper
Jimboom 12
The guy was probably stoned, broke into the car, tried to find the little DJ inside the dash who kept ignoring his play requests and then got hungry, ate his subway and left.
ileina 5
Karma? If you really want, you can get a fingerprint off the Subway wrapper and get that person sued for attempted robbery.
ileina 5
This was supposed to be a comment to #2. FML
Kvs0513 5
You could use the subway wrapper for fingerprints?
buckeye08 10
Sorry man. I'll try better next time. The sandwich was good though.
cookiemonsterr91 4
oh wowwww. someone broke into my car before and messed up my window, realized there was nothing in the car and shut the door. thinking I wouldn't notice.