Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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bandofsand 10
I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.
MyMetalRomance 3
fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.
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Comments (126)
zomgbies 17
Pop him in the plums with the tip of a crutch. Then tell him to "enjoy his karmic balance"
ChuckNorris2 4
So use your crutches to trip him up, and when he tries to get up, hit him in the junk. He deserves worse for that.
yellowaholic 25
What a complete asshole, I would have sat in his lap, but then again based off of how he seems in this fml that might have caused more trouble...
WickedFan 12
That woman was so nice! The guy can die in a hole for all I care
darthpeaches 14
A hex upon your anus. Lawl.
magnetic_aura 26
Amazing username! And sorry that some jerk took advantage of a woman's generosity to you. Some people are wicked selfish!
BaDumTsss_fml 23
What a douche
dirtyprancing65 7
Sounds like a good opportunity to smack a bitch with the blunt end of a dirty crutch