Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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bandofsand 10
I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.
MyMetalRomance 3
fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.
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Comments (126)
thejimler 9
Shame on him for being a selfish lowlife, and shame on the rest of the passengers for not beating the shit out of him.
Dreamcatcher02 12
What an absolute jerk. I hope he breaks both of his legs.
Ceejay1 13
There is no respect anymore.
LostByumbers88 5
What a ********. I really hope that lady or yourself (or both) decided to take a swing at him or at least bitch him out a little. Seriously, ********.
jonha21 11
And we call ourselfs humans wauw
Fluffydemise 18
What an asshole. I came home from a family day out with a very obviously I'll little girl, she was practically green. I asked an obese gentleman to kindly allow us to sit down as we had multiple children including the ill one and this guy was taking up two seats in the family and oap priority seats, cramming junk food down his throat. He refused, an old woman offered her seat for my partner and baby which should have been shameful for the fat man, and we declined the offer anyways. Long story short, my little girl proceeded to projectile vomit round the train, all round the guys seat. The evacuation, which previously he had refused, was then greatly expedited. Gotta love kids.
GarageDragon 22
Human race? No. Inhuman race. I once witnessed a man angrily shoving people out of the way to get onto the train first. As he was stepping on, his laptop fell into the gap between the train and the platform. Karma at its finest. Act as karma OP, and punch that ****** in the face.
saidoh_fml 26
I'm not sure what pisses me off more: this fml or the one from the other day about the guy taking up 2 seats because he needed room for his junk.
nickob96 25
People are just rude...ate say thank the woman for standing up and helping defend you.. At least there are good people left in this world!!
nickob96 25
I meant... And thank the woman
babegirlprecious 12
That's messed up