Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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bandofsand 10
I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.
MyMetalRomance 3
fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.
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Comments (126)
Bree12345 15
Wow. People have no respect these days.
Zomg_Okay 27
Even the woman who gave up her seat in the first place? Seems a bit silly, writing of all people as being asshats when there's conflicting evidence right there in the FML.
Bree12345 15
I was referring to the guy who took the seat..
VeganVampyre 27
I think 33's point is that you should have said "some people" rather than just "people", which implies that you're talking about all people everywhere.
daminantion 14
I half expected this to be an American post.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Some people
redbluegreen 41
I hear there's a nice barbecue you could invite him to. Who doesn't love a nice roasted ****?
dilley86 4
Why does Glen Beck ride the subway?
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
What an asshole, a crutch to the face should fix that jerk. Sorry OP for the ignorance of others.
simsgirlgem 25
Don't worry OP he'll get his for being a Douche seriously if I saw someone with a broken leg and I gave my seat to them I stomp the manhood of any guy jerkish enough to take it
Jemm_fml 29
Introduce his teeth to one of your crutches?
Googolman 29
A hex upon his anus, indeed.
kingbrizo 24
at least he didnt tell you he "needed the room for his junk."
DanqGirlxoxo 13
YDI for not kicking him in the shin with your good foot. But still sorry to hear that OP , some people just aren't human.