Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.
kimg0885 23
Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!
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Comments (92)
driaa 15
Maybe he sent them in hopes of you having a funny reaction. Trying to play a joke on you from over seas
KrustyKrab 18
See, chivalry is not dead.
MrCantgetright 4
thing is they probably aren't his pubes. most likely he left the box unattended and open and it was a friend who made the addition.
amanda182 19
I seriously hope my man doesn't send me pubes when he gets deployed.. Which is soon. That's just weird.
mukmuk7 15
Or you can clone him with the dna he provided you
Ki11erC 18
Did the letter say "can you wash these for me?"
austinn_lynn 10
Send yours back with a head wrap
grtfuldeadlovr 27
So was he breaking up with you?
RedSoloCup 10
Husbandry done right!
vlalam 24
what does the letter say about this?