Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.
kimg0885 23
Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!
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Comments (92)
DaniX9 5
In that case, he should've just sent the whole package ;)
KittyHawkMarch 29
This needs a follow up!
theBadGuy37 9
You're so ungrateful. FYHL.
qdawg06 23
So sweet.
WCARlover 35
I dare anyone to say romance is dead.
Pussycat86 18
Romance is dead, here you go
RedPillSucks 33
Not dead, just shivering in a dark corner, too terrified to move.
juststephhere 23
I would say it's the thought that counts... But pubes... I'm not too sure how that would seem appealing...
headofmedusa 15
Reminds me of Van Gogh for some reason.
MrCantgetright 4
only of he cut out one of his balls
myheartsinitaly 4
is he a grunt?...that would be awesome...I understand his love...that's honestly true love...
Sunflowers111 7
"Thanks?" Haha
oatmeal96 10
Hey at least he didn't send a crusty sock lol
elcee1987 18
I think pubes are worse.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
That's definitely debatable.
cornyrob 33
I know about crusty "happy socks." That's gross.
One_Way 43
Really? A sealed bag with some hair is worse than a loose sock with dried body fluid on it? Well, I would take the pubes over the sock.