Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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Top comments
AyeOhChelsea 0
That's alittle creepy. I gotta say. Sorry.
FerrariCake 2
Tell him to buy you a new Lexus and then you'll think about it. If he does it, tell him you think he's insane and you just don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with an insane person (but thank him for the car). If he doesn't do it, tell him he obviously doesn't really love you. Either way, you win. There's always a positive side to every bizarre situation.
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Comments (116)
Bamm_Bamm 0
either he's desperatly obsessed or needs medication lol
BLAARGH 0
Howard Wolowitz-Bernadette much?
Goochimus 0
Persistent little fellow... that's the kind of man you want to marry!
Lord_of_0 4
You should read Pride and Prejudice, that's what one of the men does.
ozzy2005 0
Can you say restraining order?
brocker17 0
Well, are u?
newburton13 26
Call the cops and explain that he's mentally unstable. That'll get him taken away.
kinz223 5
Lmfao
HazelGrace 10
Just go out with him and be awful so he will break up with you or just break up with him so he will stop
fantasyworld 39
Restraining order.