Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0
That's alittle creepy. I gotta say. Sorry.
FerrariCake 2
Tell him to buy you a new Lexus and then you'll think about it. If he does it, tell him you think he's insane and you just don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with an insane person (but thank him for the car). If he doesn't do it, tell him he obviously doesn't really love you. Either way, you win. There's always a positive side to every bizarre situation.
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Comments (116)
Rebecca1993 0
Aw that sucks.. I know how you feel, kinda. I'm sixteen so I've never had anyone propose to me, but there's a guy who's been after me for almost a year and a half. He doesn't take any hints, and I've told him straight up, "HEY! I don't like you." But nevertheless, he texts me and calls me daily, despite the fact that I almost never reply. When he sees me at school he talks to me and tries to ask me out even though I reject him every time. Guys can be the biggest idiots. But I mean, girls can be too, so yeah (:
Azhid 0
That's some Michael Scott stuff right there haha
jakeidk 0
either this guy is a lunitic or you're an awesome person, but probably a little of both
MyKillz 0
You bitch!
areveillon_fml 3
poor man !!
iloveshahed 0
i know how you feel, almost exact thing happened to me like a year ago, i felt like crying everytime i alked to the guy, the poor man :_(
shamille 5
I think it's time to reject him publicly. And loudly.
lmaoatyourlife 0
Arghh what a weirdo, FYL indeed!!! Just get with him, but be the worst girlfriend ever, stand him up, miss phone calls, don't let him touch you and maybe even cheat a little. Problem solved.
alphatoomega 21
Then he spreads rumors about how unpleasant she is to date and it gets harder for her to do so with people she actually likes. What does that accomplish?
Cupcaken 0
get a restraining order. problem solved
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
.......stalker......