Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I realized my habit of asking people for money came to an all time high when I asked a girl to Cash App me $5 through Instagram. She literally sent me A PENNY, said, “Quit fucking asking me for money fam” and then blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
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Ghostrui 31
Don't send dick pics to strangers.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So you meet a girl on a dating app, and the first thing you do is send her a dick pic? I just have to ask, are you that out of touch with social situations?
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Comments (58)
kieralumina 30
She really should have charged more.
SammyJay95 21
Wait did you actually send a picture Of your dick? Because if so, you deserved it. Whether she asked for it or not. That’s just dumb. Or is she trying to blackmail you into paying her off by saying she’s going to send a random dick pic to your family claiming it’s yours? Maybe don’t use your real name on dating apps? Or just let her send the pic. I’m sure she can get in trouble with that.
silentbabydeer 10
I have to ask......did she ask you for dick pic then blackmailed you into giving her $100? If so, you deserve it you should never ever send anything personal pic to anyone else ever.
Stephanie Claire 12
As long as your face isn’t in it who even cares?
Sinshine 28
So you'd be fine sending out pictures of your boobs and the recipient showing them around as long as your face isn't in them?
onceuponatime456 16
If you don't want your dick all over FB then stop sending a ******* picture of it to someone you have never met! How ******* stupid are you, anyways?
mattyiscool123 26
She’s probably still going to share it
ekhoti69 6
Maybe try being a grown adult and NOT sending dick pics, unless it was actually your face, then consider circus life instead possibly.
Takegami 22
Giga Oof. YDI
PhoenixChick 26
Truth is your friend tricked you into using an app that is going to train you to act like a properly socialized human and not an ape
Laurea Lindroos 8
Ok, so we don’t know if it was an unsolicited dick pic, however, chances are it probably was. I know so many girls who have recieved dick picks they never asked for, and where I’m from that is considered sexual harrassment and is punishable by law. I’d say you deserved it.