Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I realized my habit of asking people for money came to an all time high when I asked a girl to Cash App me $5 through Instagram. She literally sent me A PENNY, said, “Quit fucking asking me for money fam” and then blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
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Ghostrui 31
Don't send dick pics to strangers.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So you meet a girl on a dating app, and the first thing you do is send her a dick pic? I just have to ask, are you that out of touch with social situations?
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silvermoon5033 26
Unless the pic showed your face, couldn't you just say it isn't you?
GamerChickxoxo 16
omg you got played, just go to your privacy settings and make it so no one can post on your timeline without review and so no one can see your friends list.
pscool 11
Just so you know what she’s doing is called extortion and is against the law if you have documentation i.e. email text message app communications and you paid her via Venmo or something you could easily give all that information to the police and she would get arrested. If she lives in a different state they could be interstate commerce and a federal crime
RichardPencil 32
That's the problem. For him to prove his case, his dick pic will become evidence and could go public. This is why blackmailers succeed -- the victims are not sure to get justice without the threatened reveal happening, one way or the other.
auganator 4
the dick pic doesnt have to become evidence. ive been this same situation, you just show the police the message and they will give her a call telling her if she doesn't back off then charges will be pressed. it always ends then and there.
jbuckets_404 39
Since the gal has probably done this before and every gal I've known on dating sites are often sent unsolicited dick pix, she already has plenty to choose from without needing OP's. OP's mistake was either friending her on fb or setting his fb pg's friends list as public. Damn! Now I'm setting my fb friends list to private (only me) before it's too late. Lol
tounces7 28
So you're one of those idiots, eh?
bigfabulous278 4
Okay so you definitely deserved it because you were sending dick pics to strangers. I bet it was an unwarranted picture as well... What ever happened to the old fashioned way of seeing each others privates in person....?
Mungolikecandy 19
Simple solution. No dick pics. Take it as a lesson learned.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Those nigerians sure are getting sneaky. I had the same situation. If you find out the girl is WAY too easy and too eager to sext plus 'she' can't spell, it is probably a nigerian blackmail gang. I just told her to go ahead and post it (and while I was holding 'her' on the line I suspended my facebook account). Nothing ever happened and I reactivated my fb account. Here's a good rule of thumb: NEVER, EVER show your face on nude pics to strangers or even to trusted friends. Why? Because trusted friends' phones can also get stolen. Anyway, everyone has nude selfies these days, just call 'her' bluff. Your friends will rag you for a bit and then forget it.
mayaklast 12
Trying a dating apps and being a complete moron is not the same thing. Don't send dick pics. To anyone. Ever.
Gubbon 17
Even not to your wife?
demix_fml 32
What she’s doing is illegal, but why on earth would you send a dick pic anyway ? 🤷♀️ if you sent it unsolicited ydi. If she asked for it and you don’t know her, then your an idiot.