Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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Gloria DiBlasio_1442619339 4
I hate to be a downer, but I strongly urge you to make an appointment with both your dentist and your general doctor. This could possibly be caused by an underlying condition. Wish you the best.
julfunky 29
I can’t tell you how many dreams I’ve had about my teeth falling out. It’s terrifying.
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blue_ecureuil 20
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What a shame! It seems that it was badly CALCULated! Maybe your dentist could try to look HARDER at your dental plaque
blue_ecureuil 20
Can someone please make a joke with calculus, tratar, hardened plaque or periodontitis? I failed miserably XD
Gloria DiBlasio_1442619339 4
I hate to be a downer, but I strongly urge you to make an appointment with both your dentist and your general doctor. This could possibly be caused by an underlying condition. Wish you the best.
Lobby_Bee 18
Professional boxing might be in your future.
Zekfen 17
Well there are a couple of hereditary possibilities. 1. Are you descended from a hillbilly family? Get 32 of them in a room at the same time and you have a full set of teeth. 2. Your father is a rapper or rapper wannabe. I think it is law that they replace teeth with gold teeth and then it became hereditary to lose them. 3. You are descended from pirates, at which point you are destined for wooden teeth if you decide to have any at all, and possibly a wooden leg.
Zekfen 17
In all seriousness, there are many diseases that cause bone deterioration and you will want to get checked for these. I had a friend who had one that affected his jaw bone and he randomly lost several teeth before they caught it.
JudgeComrade 17
How is this getting downvotes? This is the best comment in the history of comments!
jkjorn 18
Must be a lot more hillbillies on here than I would've thought.
real life problems 26
Look on the bright side, now you don't have to waste time brushing or flossing anymore, it's clearly pointless.
tarabella 7
Let me guess, then you noticed you weren't wearing any pants and had left all of your stuff at home and the teacher called you to the board and everyone laughed as you walked up front half nekkid and toothless. And then the alarm rang
julfunky 29
I can’t tell you how many dreams I’ve had about my teeth falling out. It’s terrifying.
tarabella 7
i know. it's one of the worst nightmares
Mickey_Dee_Hobo_ 8
you may have scurvy
RichardPencil 32
You should start wearing an eye patch and no one will notice the missing tooth.
Spiritbird 17
FYdL **** your dentist's life bro.
Davros 12
For Halloween you can put a candle in your head and go as a jack-o-lantern.