Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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Top comments
OptimusSlime 23
Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.
WittyMoron 22
Yay for random bitches!
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Comments (50)
Tripartita 45
Meanwhile, she and her children were probably traversing a maze of underwear and limbless mannequin torsos wearing very little. But the human in the stall—THAT'S scary.
Lalala579121 28
And I bet there were lots of dolls there too. And clowns. Well shit, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
mixximoo 24
Some people are so up tight it's gross.
LegolasPrincess 10
I would showed her my ass and said "Kiss it bitch!" than flipped her off.
writerchic85 26
I suppose her kids never saw her naked before
maryoo7 11
she was probally on her period OP
proudsock 17
Or she was just a rude woman? Not every bad mood has to be blamed on a woman's period.
smokecloud_ 37
Yeah I'm on the shot for birth control and I have PMS for one month out of every three. WITH NO PERIOD. I'M JUST CRAZY. :)
smokecloud_ 37
..... sorry this might be that month.
ber4fun 23
I don't consider it exposing yourself if you still have your undergarments on which most people do while trying on clothes in a public place.
holymacabre 17
Wrong place at the wrong time I guess. Unfortunate though, sorry
MJS103 15
Oh the horror! Seeing a person!
joeyl2008 29
if you were a guy you would have been arrested
Alexandria79 22
I had to quickly stop my 4 yr old daughter from opening the stall door while I was on the toilet as she found the door lock. crazy kids. I'm right there with you.