Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
Today, I had to supervise my 9 year-old nephew taking a shower, because he won't wash with soap or shampoo unless someone makes him. Instead, he blows three-inch-long green and brown boogers out of his nose that dangle from his nostril. He's disgusting and hasn't even hit puberty yet. This is future of the world. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
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Top comments
Nederlander95 14
Sorry you have to live with this kid. How does one get into my little pony anyway?
mjdjoy 5
Damn Bronys. Hows his fedora collection?
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Comments (97)
Rokara 10
I, as a Brony, am highly offended by the constant negative stereotypes perpetrated by Brony haters. I bet you would not use that description when confronting those Bronies in the Military and Special Forces, would you?
Rokara 10
BROHOOF! /)
Nolimit2217 32
So much hostilitie .
FranklinClinton 2
Well, time to delete the app
noobienick 19
99-I've been an ifunny user for some time, and I've never heard that term.
SobrietyKills 14
I'm assuming you're taking on the roll of Peter than? A loveable alcoholic idiot?
DBM_2 3
Dude most people on ifunny hate MLP...
dreadbeat69 12
I'm guessing he is also a militant atheist with an outdated taste in headwear.
mkcherry 14
I didnt even know there was a special word for adults who watch my little pony? Seriously could think of a million better things to do with your time than watch a show made for four year olds lmfao.
pazuzus_intern 10
Like learning how to punctuate a sentence?
dreadbeat69 12
Most women have guys chasing after them...