Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
Today, I had to supervise my 9 year-old nephew taking a shower, because he won't wash with soap or shampoo unless someone makes him. Instead, he blows three-inch-long green and brown boogers out of his nose that dangle from his nostril. He's disgusting and hasn't even hit puberty yet. This is future of the world. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
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Nederlander95 14
Sorry you have to live with this kid. How does one get into my little pony anyway?
mjdjoy 5
Damn Bronys. Hows his fedora collection?
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Comments (97)
halojam2202 2
My brother is a brony, i know how you feel. he barely showers. his room is a mess. to make matters worse he has 20,000 subscribers on youtube for making videos about ponies.
DeeTrain420 11
WTF is My Little Pony???
NeoDerp 6
**** off and stop hating what you don't understand, you bigoted ****.
halomasterT2012 7
**** you
Fou_Lou 20
Put this FML two years back in the past and you would have the same comment section. Nothing has changed... While OPs brother is indeed an Idiot the hatred against the Fandom is stupid too. The thing is the so called True fan. Just because youre fan of something doesnt make you entitlet of anything. Like the stuff youre fan of is especially shaped for you. That counts for everything. Good example would be a Band who wants to change its style.
FurryFun 4
**** you asshole. Learn to respect others choices when you burn in hell.
maverick83 15
I don't believe in shaming people for their interests, but yeah, he should nonetheless recognize that he is not that show's target audience.