Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
haha!! grandmas... u gtta love em xD lmao
HeeeB21 0
u should of ask her if they still swallowed back then, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't talk anymore about it
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Comments (58)
spikey818 9
grandma still got it
HeeeB21 0
u should of ask her if they still swallowed back then, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't talk anymore about it
ZombieBunnies 0
Did she give you the skinny on anal? Maybe a few tips on licking the kitty or riding the meat pole? If not suck it up! Dont let the knitting fool ya, Old women are sexual freaks.
hjrn 0
how cute. lol. just tell people she is senile.
Comatose27 0
FYL and LOL.
kyliebeatriz08 0
weird......old people normally are not so open minded bout sex..FYL
Drewster2010 0
gay
perdix 31
What a perfect venue for your "talk" since most of your sexual encounters will be anonymous ones with random hobos in the bus station bathroom. When it's your turn to catch, supply your hobo with one of your condoms. Hobos think rolled up newspaper is good enough, but I'm sure Grandma touched on that.
BigLostBear 0
perdix your comment made me gag a little in my mouth, have you seen the hobos in NY? *shivers* it's disgusting.
perdix 31
Yeah. But British hobos have that cool accent, so they'll sound classy when they are boning the OP.
helo2 0
lmfao
MjSmittys 0
( o Y o ). lol guess what those are
ZombieBunnies 0
Shower knobs? An owl? Crappy Morse Code? I give up.
iAlwaysYDI 0
LOL, nice **** :D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You're lucky. My grandmother nearly cut me off when I got married, because " I didn't marry the right guy." Supposedly God told her the first names of everyone her grandkids will marry, and my husband didn't make the cut. She also told my sister not to join the Air Force because "all the women just get raped."
helo2 0
woe
R3kli3 10
grandmas are so annoying