Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
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el_angelroca 15
I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for ******** his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well
LaColombianita 26
I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(
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Comments (76)
Neverafter 14
At first i read this as "passed out". i was very confused :b
gintwinsmoore 20
Sounds like OP scared the shit outta him.
minirasmussen 10
Dude plz STOP driving and save some lives
sisco2901 20
Whoosh.
Galamond 10
That's a shitty situ-- *gets downvoted imto oblivion*
Damafia 19
we almost got to the second page of comments without someone saying it...and you killed it.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Well if he passed you then I would assume the thing homework was so shaken about was his shart
MRSwick2525 23
Huh, Whaaaat?!? What are you trying to say?
vikky538 29
imagine when that instructor went for driving test when he was young ..shit all over the place....
emilyg2014 14
Knowing the stuff on this site, lots of people would have somehow blamed you and denied you your license. So hurrah for passing!
mattrd_fml 31
you're driving scared the shit out of him. literally!
Liyuesigs 8
Did you win the bet?
punwpa 12
I guess both of you passed motion.