Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
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el_angelroca 15
I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for ******** his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well
LaColombianita 26
I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(
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Comments (76)
sullivankeara 25
He was just embarrassed that he crapped himself. Don't worry OP!
CaliCassanova 14
That's a shitty situation I feel for you OP
snoopcatt_fml 10
You took the driving test in your car?
phone117 10
I did.
VioletSkies 21
The first two sites that Google brings up says you can use your own car for the test in the UK (where the OP is from) as long as it meets the rules.
JKPwnage 27
Well congrats on passing!
DatFreshWhtBoy 6
That's not ******
Regimental_Phan 18
after I passed my driving test. my instructor handed me my papers and as he was getting out of my car, ripped the loudest farthest I've ever heard. the. he turned around he said " there's your congratulations present from me. HAVE A NICE LIFE!"
squarecircles 13
At least you both passed something
SimplyEcks 15
I think the driving instructor could write this story up as an FML. So FYL to both op and the instructor!
Hannahst2 3
Eyyyyyy small world! Im from kirklees too! And congrats on passing your test! And Just do some handbrake turns in the snow and teh smell will soon be gone!
andreaor 7
omg I would want to die of embarrassment if I were your instructor. congratulations though!