Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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KoalaBear10 7
Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>
free2speak 14
there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.
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Comments (118)
Airborn0280 18
You should have used your horn. :/
dee3108 0
hahahaha no way.. same thing happened to me today.. except I didn't get a scratch and her car got all the damage.. CAMRY FTW!
BIGbadBRIZZLE 0
and then bystanders looked on in horror as you laid down the hurt for crashing into your car. right?
Pownzeez 0
Was she asian? cause you know what they say about asians drivers... no survivors
PassTheDutch 0
if you lived in Florida you'd agree with ijustlol
DaniBee420 6
I think that at a certain age, say 65 or something, people should have to retake the driving test. We have 90 year people driving around with no glasses on.
odexy 12
Seriously. It's ridiculous! I couldn't count the number of times I've had to read a label for an old lady when I worked at the grocery store because she couldn't even read it. Or the amount of times I've seen old people incapable of reading the menus at fast food joints. Yet they all leave with their keys in hand and hop into their cars. So ******* scary knowing I have to share the road with these old bats.
sailorzoe 14
Word. There should be an age limit to driving.
lmaoatall 6
that's what you get for hitting up on gilfs at the senior center!
instantmusic 4
You ever notice that the speed an old person drives decreases exponentially with the total number of old people in the vehicle?
Weijun 2
James Fenimore Cooper! Love the nick, OP!