Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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KoalaBear10 7
Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>
free2speak 14
there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.
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Comments (118)
maddiester 5
well who forced you to look at what was going on without doing anything? whoever it was; its their fault OP.
KoalaBear10 7
Wow, so if you see someone about to hit your car, you'd just cover your eyes, tap your heels, and wish you (and your car) were back in Kansas? Give me a break.
Happygofucky 0
Well, I would have transformed into Megatron to pick up her car and throw it into the nearest building. But that's just me..
Codezlol 21
20 I think what they were getting at was the fact he was "forced" to sit there in "horror" when he should have tried to stop it from happening.
xDancer101x 0
sucks but truth be told I really don't care...sorry
DocBastard 40
You obviously care enough to post a comment. So that means your either A) a troll or B) a filthy ******* liar. So which is it? Hmm?
tjsomethin 9
Go GTA on dat bitch
howslife123 0
when I saw the word utter, I thought this was going to be a punny FML about cows. Today, I bought a cow. The price was utterly ridiculous. FML.
AmandaLee2320 2
Thank you for that...
MozzarellaMonky 3
shouldn't the insurance pay for it
perdix 31
How were you forced to watch? Were you strapped to one of those chairs as seen in "The Clockwork Orange?" Viddy well, my droog!
urdirtyolduncle 15
"A Clockwork Orange*," it's a real horrorshow, my good lad.
sourgirl101 29
"I'm singing in the rain" has a completely different meaning after I watched that movie. *chills*
urdirtyolduncle 15
read the book. 10x better. movie's crap
urdirtyolduncle 15
although I liked how they portrayed Alex. that was spot on
perdix 31
I read the book, too, and I thought the movie was quite good considering a movie only has the time to enact a fraction of the story in the book. The book was more disturbing because Alex was 13-14, as I recall, and not Malcolm MacDowell, a grown man.
Monkeymolli 0
silly old people
taelorrae011 0
poor old lady):
ADeadMau5 0
old people are allowed to do whTeva the hellz they want! lol dont hate they dont have much longer>=0
jess6blondie9 3
Aw, old ladies are so cute!:)
___SUPERSTAR___ 0
no but u r...JK!
chlobo13 0
hahahaha jk. xD