Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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Top comments
KoalaBear10 7
Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>
free2speak 14
there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.
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Comments (118)
kappacka 0
woman driver, no survivor. old people shouldn't drive either lulz
purple_sarah88 0
While you looked on in utter horror you got her license plate right? Otherwise the car park could have CCTV to catch her. She shouldn't be allowed to drive!
doumtabarnack 12
where you in your car or out? if you were in you should've honked the old bitch
20Lindz07 0
I would not have just stood there. I would have been running and screaming at the old lady to stop.
alicec123 0
and you didn't stop her becuase...?
X_o_X_ocutie 0
get out the car and Chris Brown that bitch PS people or 70 shouldn't be allowed to drive anyway
SwagCaptain 0
why didnt you just say stop? fb
SuperNova69 0
lmao why didn't u honk ur horn
dansco 25
Proves most older people should their keys taken off them until they prove they cam drive safely! Then maybe it will stop the sweet old grannies driving down the wrong side of the motorway or crashing into peoples cars!
skeezle 0
its not cuz she's old, it's cuz she's a woman driver lol