Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Top comments
larrena2377 26
I'm sorry! My mother is pushy and overprotective too so I know how you feel. Hopefully she'll back off a little next time
Kamon97 23
She better pay for the retake test >.
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Comments (67)
DrHail 22
Wow! I feel bad, OP. I hope the damage isn't too bad, at least.
bfcc25 5
Strike number I've lost count for how woman suck at driving
Goblin182 27
She sisn't hit you she rubbed you. And rubbing is racing.
False_Stupidity 42
Hmm, my translator must be broken... Can anyone translate this to English?
Goblin182 27
People sure get anal about typos here. And apparently no one here has ever seen the movie "Day's of Thunder".
singularity3 6
I got t-boned during my driving test when another car ran a red light. No one was hurt luckily, but I failed that test. The instructor I was with was really apologetic, but as the car was not drive able and we couldn't finish the test, he had to fail me.
akorpija 12
I hope you received a free re-test.
darkfireflame 15
Did you pass?
worldclassrager 41
That's a new one what a result Did you pass
ToreyyyW 15
Oh dear... Hope that didn't cause you to fail...
shutupyou 11
She must have been just as nervous as you, to do that. Hopefully next time you take the test, she'll let you take it on your own
megadki14 6
I couldn't help but laugh. Maybe its time to have a talk with your mom about boundaries.
jakerrrbaker 8
Did you still pass?