Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Top comments
larrena2377 26
I'm sorry! My mother is pushy and overprotective too so I know how you feel. Hopefully she'll back off a little next time
Kamon97 23
She better pay for the retake test >.
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Comments (67)
IllestRated 17
So who failed? You or her?
Morqan_Freeman 14
13, it is not stated whether or not in this FML if your lack of humour and also your conclusion in mother or daughter failing are actually true. BUT, if you had any common sense you would realize that OP will be most likely retaking the test, as for OP's mother's incident; she will probably stay home this time, or maybe not. My point being that neither actually failed as daughter never did anything wrong and mother's mistake was an accident. However, I did write this much to have you comprehend that you, my child, are the true reality of a magnificently immature, fail.
Beansforbill 14
I thought Morgan freeman would be a lot more chill than that^
IllestRated 17
Wow 22, if it's a bad joke just tell me instead of calling me immature. I rather have that instead of some Morgan Freeman....I'm sorry Morqan wanna-be lecture me. SORRY
Dodge4x4Ram 46
let her spread her wings mother
GirlGamer12345 22
Do not let her teach you.. It she asks pretend u passed out so she can't get mad.
Opinion_ 9
Say that again in English please.
Opinion_ 9
Well then. She edited the comment. But "u" still isn't a word.
minauto 15
get mad? her mom is the one who crossed the line. and what would pretending to pass out do?
arandomusernameaa 20
probably just get OP banned from driving for medical reasons...
JMichael 26
I think your mom might need to take the test again.
minauto 15
driving tests are bad enough as it is. the person who tested before me actually ran over a cat during theirs... :( sorry OP, better luck on your next attempt. just remember how easy and simple it really is! don't let the administrator intimidate you. you've probably been practicing driving for awhile now, it's the same exact thing.
telli164 30
Hahah, crazy mum alert.
Crazynocatlady 22
You must be really bummed out.
alphabetta 23
Wut. I don't think that's even allowed... at least not in the driving school my sister went to :/ In any case, explain to your instructor and you'll probably get another chance. Good luck!
foxy_grampa 19
Did you fail because you were rear ended? Cause that's not your fault at all
liuliuliu 10
So as my mother,,,,,,,