Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
Today, I was washing dishes after eating Christmas leftovers. I pulled a knife out of the drying rack and put it away to avoid cutting myself on it, yet I still managed to scrape my thumb on an errant fork in the sink. FML
Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML
Today, I was rushing with the dishes when I scraped against a very sharp knife, which left a noticeable cut right down my wrist. No one believes my story that it was a freak kitchen accident, they think that I’m either an attention seeking fucknut, or crying out for help. FML
Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
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blaucha 0
what an asshole.
Komatose 0
You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."
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Comments (110)
abah_fml 0
Don't mess with dishes if u don't have to. #62 why r u calling yourself an idiot?
musicloverr 0
SHIT THAT SOUNDS SOOO PAINFUL i am so sorry man. and btw your friend is a dickkk
Cormophyte 0
I can't make a judgement unless I see the wound. You could just be a pussy.
idunnolawl 0
ouch did it look kind of like this? http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=uqkmyek6zwqt0g66syhyv8gjdpogeb this picture is nasty
BarbieSwag 0
Boy, I wish I had a friend like that. Dumb asses.
jumpgurl23 0
tongs? why would u grab those to dry them?
sniperwill0 0
some friend......
swagmonkey 0
That's why knives should never be sticking blade up. Accident waiting to happen. Your friend is an asshole for not taking you to the hospital immediately, and also negligent for having a knife sticking up that way to begin with. Also, 59: One can safely assume that the OP didn't type this all up while waiting to be taken to the hospital. S/he went to the hospital, got his/her arm fixed up, and typed this out later. The injury isn't in his/her fingers, so it should be no surprise s/he can type once something's wrapped around the hurt arm.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
I don't understand why anyone would say this person deserved it; it was an accident. Like, who deserves to be stabbed in the arm while they're doing dishes… wtf.
24788 7
Should have shown him what it feels like.