By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30
Grow up
By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 07:02
Why would you do this?
By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Complaint
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By icy_in_indiana - 11/12/2013 03:41 - United States - Greensburg
icy_in_indiana tells us more.
By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs
Glamorous...
By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States
Reluctant teambuilding
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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley
By Whackgourd - 11/12/2013 18:25 - Canada - Lindsay
Whackgourd tells us more.
The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.
By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom
Dogs rule
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Customers from hell
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Management
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I'm an empath
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The bitch is back
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Seize the means of production
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The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom
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Rat race
By Anonymous - 26/09/2025 09:00
MVP
By Killmenow - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Karma
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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 08:49 - United States - Crestview
Legally binding
By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 00:01
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By HoboWithACondom - 31/08/2019 16:01
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To those who said I'm selfish for saying FML, I was just following the conventions of the site. Trust me, the situation was awkward for me, but I so feel so much more sorry for the lady who called. She was meaning to call who I assume to be family or a friend to ask for toilet paper, but instead called the grocery store. I stayed on the line for a short while, but since we're not allowed to take personal calls at work, I had to refer her to someone else. I can only hope that she found someone to keep her company.