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spazz666

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2998
  • Number of comments : 451
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About spazz666 : Why are you even reading this?

Yes the picture is me.

If you haven't read Harry Potter we can't be friends.
Forever a Browncoat.
Most teens spend their money on drugs and alcohol. I spend mine on tattoos. I also spend my money on Anime Conventions and Festivals.
I blow glass in my spare time.
Stupid comments and stupid people irritate me. Ignorance, too.
Proper grammar is a dying art.
Oh, I dye my hair a lot. My brother once told me that not even Tonks changes her hair as often as I do.

spazz666's page activity

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Fucked!<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:59pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 4:16am<b>allred1997</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:12am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 11:45am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 9:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 8:13pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 5:30pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 6:47am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:04pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:57am<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 6:24am<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 6:54pm<b>beautifulmymy</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 2:00am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:34am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 8:16am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:52am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 9:39pm<b>DragonDude</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:56pm

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I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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spazz666's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

by Me / 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

by brokenhearted / 12/05/2012 at 6:29am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE / 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

by btswc / 05/21/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

by junior / 04/11/2010 at 4:11am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML

by NickC / 11/28/2009 at 5:16am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

by yomamma787 / 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

by Oops / 10/24/2009 at 9:14am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love