About Spazz666
Why are you even reading this? Yes the picture is me. If you haven't read Harry Potter we can't be friends. Forever a Browncoat. Most teens spend their money on drugs and alcohol. I spend mine on tattoos. I also spend my money on Anime Conventions and Festivals. I blow glass in my spare time. Stupid comments and stupid people irritate me. Ignorance, too. Proper grammar is a dying art. Oh, I dye my hair a lot. My brother once told me that not even Tonks changes her hair as often as I do.
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Spazz666's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

By ouch - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:08 / United States

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

By Me / Thursday 11 April 2013 00:45 / United States - Ramona

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

By brokenhearted - / Wednesday 5 December 2012 11:29 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - / Thursday 22 November 2012 21:03 / United States - Schertz

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

By shit.... - / Thursday 8 November 2012 18:25 / Malaysia - Kuala Selangor