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mpsteve137

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mpsteve137

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7489
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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mpsteve137's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

#19869749
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28252) - you deserved it (9442)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7422) - you deserved it (87697)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

#19850668
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (12247)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8578) - you deserved it (26029)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (11677)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

#19797334
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49111) - you deserved it (2423)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

#19787608
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (2527)

On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9941) - you deserved it (115120)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45567) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28661) - you deserved it (3433)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20335) - you deserved it (37513)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36200) - you deserved it (3174)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34274) - you deserved it (3329)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14041) - you deserved it (44945)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31104) - you deserved it (2458)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)



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