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You've liked someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
by zitroskies / 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…