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Yesterday.. . I Was At Mah Doctor's Office . I Thought I Had A Kidney Stone . Turns Out I'm Pregnant And I Have A Kidney Stone . FML

#14689339
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (4768)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realizd that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy looool and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (48694)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (4703)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with thehole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wonderinghere she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28439) - you deserved it (3130)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51189) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS WALKING OUT OF CLASS WHEN I SAW A GRL ENTHUSIASTICALLY RUN TO HER BOYFRIEND , JUMP ON HIM , AND SMOTHER HIM WITH KISSES!! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "I WISH MAH GRLFRIEND DID THAT." WHEN THE GRL JUMPED OFF AND TURNED AROUND I REALIZED SHE DID , JUST NOT TO ME!! FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53532) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (38615)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

today my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one!! I was last and I was the smallest!! I was also the only Asian amongst my friends!! They now call me ( the stereotype )!! FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41186) - you deserved it (26579)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57997) - you deserved it (26224)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking 4 some CDs I wantd an saw a cute guy. Then he noddd at me an as he startd to walk towards me I hear my name being calld over the intercom. Apparently according to my mom it was time to go. FML

#2525381
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45429) - you deserved it (3871)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by sierraisfucked (woman) - United States

yesterday after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out fir the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed an u wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61426) - you deserved it (11201)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (281086)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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