About metallica_wins : Do you know who these guys are? The two singers of the two best bands out there. If you don't know them, immerse yourself in their legendary-ness.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
metallica_wins's favorite FMLs
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
by zitroskies / 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…