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by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Jmdezy / 04/05/2016 at 11:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML
by Dnamei / 03/22/2016 at 10:17am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by sericane / 03/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by TabbyCat87 / 04/09/2015 at 3:57pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
by bingalingading / 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by cherokeems / 03/26/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by iAlissa / 03/13/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health