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lovecottoncandy
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lovecottoncandy : Hey, you can call me Sam. I was born in Palestine, but I was raised here in the U.S. I'm a senior in high school and also on the Archery team. I am a pretty random and awkward person. I also love food. I guess you can message me if you have any questions or comments.

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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17231) - you deserved it (44708)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37188) - you deserved it (2818)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832
58 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm - misc - by Co-B (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6655) - you deserved it (16424)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)



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