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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2213
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kramona : Im kait!
I always try to be nice, fun, and genuine :)
I like to workout, hangout with my animals, read, and smoke.

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Visits<b>lilauer13</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:01am<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 6:47am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 8:38pm<b>samanthaelena</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 6:06pm<b>Camy321_x3</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:17am<b>cletcher</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 1:34pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:20am<b>zjay</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:22am<b>sam144</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:11pm<b>MrCareless</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:48pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 8:30pm<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:39am<b>howard007</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 4:12pm<b>ThatLastKid</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:58am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 11:02am

Fucked!<b>cletcher</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:49pm<b>sam144</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 7:02am<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 1:39pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 5:02pm<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:25am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:00am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:07pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:05pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:40am<b>zjay</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:14am<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:42am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:53pm<b>aamir251</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:35am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:44pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:24am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:01am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:04pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 12:45am

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kramona's favorite FMLs

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

by laureri / 03/13/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

by misfitunfit / 03/12/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 8:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 10:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

by goodbyediet / 01/30/2015 at 6:00am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

by HannaMD / 01/26/2015 at 10:21am / Canada / Animals

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML

by myboyfriendisweird / 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Arizona) / Love