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  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaoticpanda : I like fireball whiskey, fallout, and poking holes in people's bodies.

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khaoticpanda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28092) - you deserved it (12761)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

#14549895
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33501) - you deserved it (6314)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

#14263079
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (6089)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36079) - you deserved it (3276)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

#14209126
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2958)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

#14113537
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (5086)

On 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58501) - you deserved it (10639)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58501) - you deserved it (10639)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

#13912441
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (6827)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (40042)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

#13761908
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8871) - you deserved it (23274)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by lambxox - United States

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

#13547239
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8255) - you deserved it (29395)

On 10/22/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48685) - you deserved it (8624)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43394) - you deserved it (4538)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

#13069724
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33759) - you deserved it (5600)

On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)



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