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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Chuck Norris Kick
If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
Nocturnal Up
At night, all wolves are grey.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

30%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

4%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

53%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

11%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

42%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

6%

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Eclipticalibra's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was out for a walk, a little boy asked if he could try on my prosthetic leg. Being as nice as possible, knowing that he probably didn't understand, I told him no. He screamed and his mum coldly told me I'm a terrible person and should have let him try it on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I can't stand leg puns - / Monday 30 July 2018 18:08 / United Kingdom - Feltham

13 Dumb Dogs Doing Dumb Dog Things That Will Make your Day

Man's best friend, sure, but also probably man's biggest headache and FML inducer.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nadine - / Thursday 26 July 2018 22:00 /

Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtfbabe - / Friday 22 June 2018 05:00 /

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RuinedTheMood - / Sunday 21 September 2014 05:11 / United States - Tomball

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 March 2010 01:11 / United States

EclipticaLibra

Beginner

Checking you out

Chuck Norris Kick

Happy ending

42

The Mixer

What'ch'all looking at?

Supersize Menu

King of the seas

Mike Tyson

Nocturnal Up

Up and coming moderator

Profile completed

It's in the can!

Censored

Who’s the fairest of them all?

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

One more and it's business time

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Judgmental

The return of the thumb

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

The thumb strikes back

13 Dumb Dogs Doing Dumb Dog Things That Will Make your Day