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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 556
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bunniex1 : Salutations! I dont really know what to wrote buuuuuuut my interests include drawing, anime, music, videogames, and generally being an overdramatic idiot. I enjoy talking like Shakespeare as well as reciting poetry to random people to tell them they're awesome. If you are bored or lonely feel free to message me! Toodles my darling!

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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32545) - you deserved it (2401)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

#7183146
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32545) - you deserved it (2401)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

#6411627
56 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (19166)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

#3684886
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43647) - you deserved it (18731)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

#810439
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52314) - you deserved it (18862)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
60 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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