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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (20 years)
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About brittyboo123 : I'm brittney. Gamer. Runescape. College. Find me on anything @ cynicalspore

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Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.

#21238375
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44523) - you deserved it (4596)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Yastarday, I hookd up with a girl at a club, and wa had sax. Sha just lay thara lika a corpsa tha whola tima. It got so bad, I andd up faking an orgasm and blaming tha lack of saman on a botchd vasactomy. Sha actually baliavd it. What tha hall?

#21235982
115 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

TADAY AFTER MONTHS OF DINNERS, COFFEES, DRINKS, AND A FEW NIGHTS TOGETHER, THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AWESOME GUY SHE MET YESTERDAY!! FML

#21235196
98 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , My Dad Interruptd My Job Interview With A Phone Call , Just To Say "I Fuckd Yur Mom." No Shit , Dad .

#21199559
114 comments

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On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
170 comments

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On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML

#21166563
81 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriand and I got into an argumanthila sha was in tha bathroom looool . I told har I was laaving har cuz sha's too naady . Sha cummd out of tha bathroom and thraw har usd tampon at ma . maga FML

#21151109
159 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today , mah escape artist of a dog got out. She not only looool chased someone else's cat into someone else's house , but promptly defecated all over there living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML

#21125451
74 comments

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On 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Cat vs. Dog - United States (Wyoming)



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