About Heroqucas
I call things the way I see them. I apologize if you don't like that, but that's me. I'm friendly (or at least I try to be) message me if you want, I enjoy new friends
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Heroqucas's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    29%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    79%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    24%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    3%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
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Heroqucas's favorite FMLs

A couple destroys the reputation of a photographer over $125… A jury awards her $1Million!

A photographer specializing in wedding photos was awarded a colossal amount by a jury after a couple refused to spend an "extra" $125… which was in the contract.

By Alan - / Saturday 5 August 2017 02:00 /

An Angry Mom Accidentally Texts Grown Man Instead of Her Daughter and Things Quickly Get Out Of Hand

This mom enters full rage mode when the 35-year-old man she texts instead of her teen daughter admits to trolling her, only for her to ignore him. This thread is FML-worthy but the real FML goes out to the poor girl who has to deal with this mom on the daily.

By Nina - / Wednesday 13 December 2017 17:30 /

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Get ready for another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By Nina - / Friday 19 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

This Contractor Learns Just How Much Money Can Buy After His Site Turns Into A Crime Scene

When some teenagers break into their house while they were on vacation, these vacationing property owners pay off their contractor to take care of the problem for them. While that means big bucks for this contractor, the amount of damage control he’s now in charge of is a huge FML for him. To think, all he wanted was to lay some floor boards in peace. Smh.

By Nina - / Thursday 18 January 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

Here’s Another Round of Comically Photoshopped Pictures By The Master of Misinterpretation, James Fridman

Back in September we introduced you to one of our favorite part-time trolls, James Fridman, who masterfully photoshop pictures by request. Since then, he’s released even more hilarious photos and we can’t wait to share them with you.

By Nina - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 22:00 / France