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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13729
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

#21522725
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14461) - you deserved it (1039)

On 02/04/2016 at 10:16am - animals - by uninvited (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16337) - you deserved it (2101)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17655) - you deserved it (1609)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19010) - you deserved it (1197)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

#21521764
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18105) - you deserved it (1375)

On 02/01/2016 at 11:37am - love - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

#21521652
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18025) - you deserved it (1216)

On 02/01/2016 at 1:07am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

#21521515
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (1541)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm - work - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

#21521366
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (2144)

On 01/31/2016 at 3:13am - work - by onlyjuggalos (man) - United States

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20790) - you deserved it (2200)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

#21519470
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18749) - you deserved it (1046)

On 01/25/2016 at 9:56pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

Today, after our flight got cancelled back home, I called the airline to work out a replacement flight. I sat in hold for 2 hours waiting as patiently as I could. Then, the automated voice says, "There are no available agents. Good bye." FML

Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML

#21519024
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/24/2016 at 7:57pm - work - by thrill house - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after not going out in over a year, I finally agreed to go out with some friends. I had a lot of fun and was very happy, up until when I was on my way back home and I noticed my car's sunroof had been stolen. FML

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

#21518846
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23366) - you deserved it (1258)

On 01/24/2016 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

#21518597
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (5196)

On 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (California)



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