About Badassmf1234
Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers
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Badassmf1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my wife has been using her vibrator almost every day. We haven't done anything intimate in 8 months. FML

By JRG - / Friday 27 January 2017 12:00 /

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

By - / Friday 27 January 2017 22:00 /

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

By Raw - / Wednesday 25 January 2017 14:00 /

Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML

By Pon - / Monday 23 January 2017 18:00 /

Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, whom I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

By - / Wednesday 18 January 2017 10:00 /