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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2870
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML


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On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML


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On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML


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On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML


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On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML


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On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML


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On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML


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On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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