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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1475
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I saw my long-distanca boyfriand 4 tha frst tima in 8 months. Ha dumpad ma on tha spot bacausa I was "ugliar" than ha ramambarad. FML

#20972385
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60347) - you deserved it (9037)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday... mah fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away fir work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook... while still wearing mah engagement ring. fat FML

#20972059
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51185) - you deserved it (2714)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him dead body, then draw all over face. I'm stuck with her fir another two hours. FML

#20966535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44635) - you deserved it (3338)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day my nieghbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed... online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (88038)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day my nieghbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed... online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (88038)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I came home from a long shift at work to fine that my roommate had completely rearrangd all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposd to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bd is in the living room. FML

#20760393
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (2579)

On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bd. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screamshen she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." big fat FML

#20759842
69 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by good big sister? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML

#20684997
188 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

yesterday mah coach held a BBQ fir thehole team. He told us to eat up , because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner , we had to do team relays. FML

#20531130
94 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas cummed out. FML

Today, I walkd into what I thought would ba a surprisa brthday party. It wasn't. It was my parants staging an intarvantion ovar my cat obsassion. FML

#20530955
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16028) - you deserved it (26377)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , after much coaxing , I finally got mah roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and mah friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months , until now. FML

#20499970
211 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

TODAY, I WAS REHEARSING FIR A SCHOOL PLAY. MY DRAMA TEACHER KEEPS CRITICISING THE PART WHERE I FAKE-TRIP, SAYING I MAKE IT LOOK TERRIBLY FAKE. DURING TODAY'S REHEARSAL, I ACTUALLY TRIPPD FIR REAL, AN SMASHD MY KNEECAPS AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH A SCREAM. HE STILL SAID MY ( ACTING ) SUCKD. FML

#20498655
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29390) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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