About Kavka
I am Kavka. I find these stories interesting. Even if I do feel incredibly sorry for some of the people who post them.
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Kavka's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
    200%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    30%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    133%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    30%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    73%
The list of badges to find
Kavka's favorite FMLs
By tariel - / Tuesday 22 May 2018 21:08 /
By firedlol - / Thursday 2 August 2018 19:00 /

Time to move out!

By tsunami - / Monday 10 September 2018 03:30 /
By annie - / Sunday 14 October 2018 12:00 /

What's in a name?

By charlatan - / Sunday 19 August 2018 01:30 /