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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 36301
  • Number of comments : 442
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 91 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days; taking joy out of others misery while somewhat lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in treatment for my severe intolerance to bullshit and games.... I am always in the constant struggle of trying to get an FML published, so feel free to follow my FML journey and lets see how high my submission number can get! Woot woot!

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna. Except you pubescent level horny, living-in-your-parents-basement but-you're-too-damn-old-to ones. Please don't.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.



If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

#21453118
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22191) - you deserved it (5387)

On 08/07/2015 at 11:16am - work - by not telling you my name (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

#21452786
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (2909)

On 08/06/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by ugly duckling - United States (Virginia)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (4689)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (14502)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

#21451172
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35984) - you deserved it (6833)

On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (1886)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19443) - you deserved it (31088)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (1982)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML

#21448654
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (1966)

On 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Application - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (5190)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29983) - you deserved it (5128)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29486) - you deserved it (1863)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

#21445392
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27189) - you deserved it (3424)

On 07/22/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11518) - you deserved it (49500)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

#21443899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (2089)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)



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