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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 33351
  • Number of comments : 425
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 66 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery while lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Most of the time I'm joking or being an internet therapist. Use your own judgement to decide which one I am...

I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one.

If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26917) - you deserved it (1953)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19763) - you deserved it (7871)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23740) - you deserved it (2012)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20982) - you deserved it (2128)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (24714) - you deserved it (1725)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (2870)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (8580)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25717) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (1942)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (10841)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (3086)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

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