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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 3416
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Manniie_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16873) - you deserved it (4834)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20656) - you deserved it (3046)

On 12/24/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by Kat - Australia

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23424) - you deserved it (2031)

On 12/15/2015 at 8:03am - misc - by ConfusedGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (5451)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (2350)

On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41390) - you deserved it (3537)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (20026)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47908) - you deserved it (3098)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received does not actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing balance and slamming my injured toe into objects and then getting sick from that new pain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44702) - you deserved it (4566)

On 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm - health - by pained (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65113) - you deserved it (5867)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7039) - you deserved it (56196)

On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42754) - you deserved it (3153)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35158) - you deserved it (19723)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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