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by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
by terrified / 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
by me / 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
by kemando / 10/06/2011 at 6:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
by bathroomgirl / 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by quickfingers100 / 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
by CollegeBoy / 04/13/2011 at 9:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by theish / 02/04/2011 at 9:08am / Intimacy
- Today, after years of public sector pay freezes, I finally got a 1% pay rise. Thanks to an increase… Today, I jumped on to the bus and hopped into the only available seat which a small child had just… Today, my wife agreed to let me give her a rimjob. All was going well, until she decided to let out…