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Jojohn0

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Jojohn0 : Oh no a visitor! Uhm. Hi there. I'm a pre chill guy who likes to be challenged mentally. I also notice the way people react to subtle things. You should try it. It'll make life more interesting.
Jesus loves you very much. There has to be more to life than this. Think about it.

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Visits<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 11:38pm<b>kaylakristyle</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:12pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:34am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Quendolin</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:39am<b>shylie</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:09pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:15pm<b>rraaachelx</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:41pm<b>alijo1414</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:01pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:44pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:47pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:46pm<b>Tamiaxoxo00</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:44pm<b>krazayman</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:43pm<b>eliasRrivera</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:27pm<b>sulvan182</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 4:36pm<b>Misha93</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:37pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:21am

Fucked!<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 5:39am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 12:00am<b>rraaachelx</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:39am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:10am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:25am

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Jojohn0's favorite FMLs

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

by Marona / 04/16/2015 at 3:59am / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Love

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

by bradix1186 / 02/21/2015 at 1:00pm / Philippines (North Cotabato) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

by kana__ / 01/21/2015 at 11:26am / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

by walktowardslight / 12/03/2014 at 5:35am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2014 at 11:42am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

by pooped / 05/13/2009 at 5:49am / China (Beijing) / Holidays