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About I_am_that_guy : Name: Donny
Age: 18
Sex: if u can\'t tell by the name get off my page
Random shit: I\'m no \"Grammar Nazi\" but I try to use proper grammar or common abreviations. Correct me if u want it doesn\'t bother me
If u start ur comment/reply with the word \"actually,\" or something similar ur probably a douchebag

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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29054) - you deserved it (6186)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35920) - you deserved it (2994)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

#13645028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (9838)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56913) - you deserved it (4233)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (5701)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

#13638786
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42246) - you deserved it (2489)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21802) - you deserved it (28925)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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